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Last.fm Apr 2, 2009
"…everything at Microsoft was so bang on stereotype that it was hard to believe they weren’t taking the piss. First we were ushered into the windowless, grey conference room and immediately forced to accept a cookie – a chocolate chip one – before being told that that we couldn’t access the wireless network as we didn’t have passwords. A couple of the group tried anyway and were met with an on-screen warning that “attempted use by an unauthorised person will result in criminal prosecution to the fullest extent of the law”. Our host then apologised for being sniffly as she was suffering from a cold. I shit you not – the woman from Microsoft had a virus."

Paul Carr

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